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Some College Football Speculative Fiction

Posted in Football, Sports with tags , , , , on December 5, 2009 by Janna

I’ve always wanted to write some good alternate history or dystopian future fiction, but I’ve never been able to fully realize a vision, including all the little details and ramifications of a single pivotal change, around which one could build a story. Until the nightmare I just envisioned tonight.

Now, I’ve been saying all week that with a win over Pittsburgh, Cincinnati would be able to edge TCU (suffering from a bye week) for that coveted spot in the Bowl Championship Series rankings right behind Texas, waiting to overtake them and challenge Alabama for the National Title,  should the Longhorns falter. Sure, Iowa fans might cry foul for losing a potential at-large BCS Bowl bid to Texas or an ACC champion of questionable quality. Undefeated TCU supporters, whose coach is a proclaimed supporter of the BCS system, would claim superiority and conference discrimination until the end of time. But it wasn’t until the Longhorns tempted fate with a single (almost debatable) second remaining in the Big XII Championship game against Nebraska that I realized the ridiculous drama and “doomsday” scenario that very well might’ve played out had the Longhorns lost that game (they won on a field goal kicked after that one second was put back on the clock, following an official review). Read more »

Football Movie Madness #3: Leatherheads

Posted in Football, Football Movie Madness, Movies with tags , , , on May 19, 2009 by Janna

Today’s film selection brings us a George Clooney-directed old-timey screwball comedy, just with modern actors. Much like with Good Night and Good Luck, Clooney emulates the film’s time period, except this time it involves lots of sepia-toned shots and slapstick chase scenes that aren’t even that funny. You could tell right from the beginning – kids were smoking, prohibition was in full force, and we saw a college football game set to a rendition of “Tiger Rag” that didn’t even involve any cussing – this is football in the 1920′s, folks!

Overall, the movie was only so-so. I didn’t ever believe John Krasinski’s character had a chance in the film’s focal love triangle, and I never bought any of that silly comedy.I think more than anything I was a bit sad the Duluth portrayed in the movie wasn’t more… Duluth-y. How early did this season manage to finish that there was no snow in Duluth or Chicago, really?

The football was also only OK. The final game takes place on a field so muddy that Clooney’s team wins thanks to team jerseys no one can tell apart. Again, it was more about the physical comedy than creating any drama, but did they really let players go out there without a cup even 90 years ago?

Basically, if I wanted some of the fun old-fashioned football jokes in Leatherheads, I could have saved myself a great deal of time and just re-watched this clip from SNL earlier this season: http://www.hulu.com/watch/55596/saturday-night-live-nfl-films

Football Movie Madness #2: The Express

Posted in Football, Football Movie Madness, Movies with tags , , , on April 25, 2009 by Janna

Tonight’s entry in my quest to watch way too many football movies: The Express, yet another film based on a true story about football players overcoming racial barriers.

One of the first things I noticed were all the beautiful scenes shot on location at Syracuse University. It made me totally jealous; there aren’t any movies about Trojan Football! Why can’t somebody make a cinematic love letter to USC?? (oh, wait, that’s what Love and Basketball is for) But those scenes, as well as all the gameplay involving awesome old-fashioned football uniforms (Kansas in baby blue!), made me realize I have yet to experience East Coast football and really, really old sports programs. I think sometime in the relatively near future I’m gonna have to get myself to an Ivy League game or something else involving a rivalry or stadium nearly as old as the sport itself. Hopefully I’ll avoid the crazy, redneck, beer-throwing West Virginia fans portrayed in the movie, who reminded me a lot of… crazy, redneck, beer-throwing Notre Dame fans. Maybe I’ll watch Rudy next week…

It was in the scene right after that West Virginia game that the movie’s main character, Ernie Davis, was shown with a mysterious bloody nose, and then I suddenly remembered how this story ended in real life – Davis died of Leukemia just a year after graduating from Syracuse. But I was brought back to a much happier place shortly thereafter when the Orangemen were offered two different bowl games, and got to decide through (gasp!) a team vote. Oh, how I long for simpler times.

They of course chose to face off against #2-ranked Texas and their superstar player, supposedly the only other team in America that could bring down our heroes, who had been ranked at the top for the entire season.  And then they powered over those jerkoff Longhorns and won the game and the national title outright, and rode off into the sunset, as they rightly should have (what? I’m not projecting or anything).

Well, they did win, but not before enduring something that more resembled hockey, what with all the punches thrown and all. This was because of the three black guys playing for the Orangemen, which didn’t sit so well with all those white people from Texas. Of course the developing civil rights movement was a major theme in this, the movie about the first black man to win the Heisman trophy, but it was maybe even too much to handle, mostly due to Ernie’s totally blatant goal of being a great black athlete and inspiration to all – football’s Jackie Robinson. Not one of those modest, reluctant heroes, oh, no.

But, maybe he was just a man who knew his destiny all too well. He did win that Heisman trophy and get a ton of signing money, got an awesome Forrest Gump-style doctored photo shoot with JFK, and died young to boot – a Hollywood-perfect real-life hero. Come to think of it, why exactly did it take 45 years for this movie to be made?

A Call for an Anti-White Out (A “Cardinal Out”?)

Posted in Football with tags , , , on December 22, 2008 by Janna

red-crowdOkay, so we still don’t have a catchy name for it. But if Penn State fans are calling for a White Out (wherein they all wear white shirts to the game), then we need to make sure that SC fans are wearing Cardinal when we meet them in the Rose Bowl January 1st. Or at least certainly not anything white. No white jerseys, no white t-shirts, nothin’. Nittany Lions fans are surprisingly enthusiastic and unified when it comes to their White Outs, so we need to counteract that with nothing but red on our side of the Rose Bowl. Show your support by joining the Facebook event!

Join: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=50177513551&ref=share

Adult Swim Should Run the BCS

Posted in Cartoons, Football, TV with tags , , , on December 11, 2008 by Janna

Occasionally Adult Swim will run preview-like material about upcoming College Football games in its “bumps”, the trademark black-and-white text bumpers before and after commercial breaks (they’re Georgia Tech fans, due to their HQ’s proximity to the campus). This week we got the Adult Swim “BCS Bowl Wish List”, including such gems as:

Tostitos Overrated Bowl: Texas vs Ohio State

Rose Bowl: Penn State vs Actual lions

and…

Sugar Bowl: Nick Saban and Pete Carroll slap fight to the death.

Now who wouldn’t want to pay at least $400 for a ticket to see that??

Another Achievement for USC

Posted in Football with tags , , , on December 10, 2008 by Janna

USC and Ohio State, two storied football programs that don’t meet on the field often enough (though twice this year would’ve been tiring; thank goodness for the Nittany Lions), are still rivals in most other facets of college football. For instance, both teams are tied for the most Heisman trophies won, at 7. Ohio State’s Archie Griffin is the only player to have won the Heisman trophy twice. No USC player ever quite achieved that feat, but one is about to take at least one singular title away from Griffin.

Per ESPN today, Griffin is the only player to have ever started in four Rose Bowls. But in just three short weeks, barring any tragedies, strange acts of God, or Joe McKnight-like shows of clumsiness, USC LB Brian Cushing will start in his fourth consecutive Rose Bowl, allowing him to share the title with Ohio State’s Griffin. Cushing started the last several games of the 2005 season, including the national championship game/Rose Bowl against Texas, was injured for a portion of the 2006 season but came back at the end, in time to be named Defensive MVP of the Rose Bowl against Michigan, and was already a defensive leader up against Illinois in the Rose Bowl last year. Next up: Penn State….

My Favorite SportsCenter Moment This Week:

Posted in Football, TV with tags , , on December 7, 2008 by Janna

not a potato.

My first reaction upon seeing this during the game was that it was a potato. Thank you ESPN, for clarifying.

Mission: Bay Area – Day 3 – Play ball!

Posted in Backpack Hobo Adventure, Football, Public Transportation with tags , , , , on November 16, 2008 by Janna

Well, that was an interesting 24 hours. A quick re-cap, since I am pooped: had an entire bar to ourselves, danced, took the CalTrain at the crack of dawn, sat on buses up and down the Silicon Valley, got lost in the “eucalyptus groves” at Stanford University, enjoyed one of the best SC football crowds I’ve seen in a long time, watched Rey Maualuga conduct the band after our victory, ate dairy-free chocolate ice cream, and probably won’t have a voice tomorrow.

I’ve officially taken almost every form of public transportation possible and hit every corner of the Bay Area, and all in only 48 hours. However, my brother says I’m being a really bad hobo because a) I ditched my backpack and b) hobo’s don’t carry wi-fi capable iPods loaded with bus maps and schedules or blog while hobo-ing. But after tonight I will have slept on the floor or couch of three different people in three days.

Fun observation: This time, I saw a Trader Joe’s and a Wal-Mart in the same shopping center. Decided NorCal is just weird.

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