Papa John’s Pizza Ad: Fail.

Posted in Cartoons, Food, Movies, TV with tags , , , , , on January 9, 2009 by Janna

To my understanding, what most ad campaigns come down to is really just brand recognition. A commercial is supposed to make me associate a specific product with happy thoughts or feelings or whatever. But the Papa John’s commercial I saw this afternoon didn’t make me want to get some Papa John’s pizza, it made me want to jog over to Pizza Hut. In 1988.

Their pizza and desserts look fine. The song is fun. But all I can think of is this classic Pizza Hut commercial backed by knock-off Wang Chung music that everybody like myself saw at the beginning of “The Land Before Time” on VHS a hundred thousand times or so:

Maybe the Papa John’s commercial will work on all those young’ns who have no idea what the hell “Wang Chung” is, or that the original “The Land Before Time” contained zero musical numbers. But for those of us who’ve had that Pizza Hut ad burned so deeply into our psyches, it only makes us want to have our next birthday party at competitor Pizza Hut. Failure on Papa John’s part.

My LA Live ESPN Zone Review: All’s Great, Except the Bathroom

Posted in Food, LA Fun, TV with tags , , , , on January 9, 2009 by Janna

Don’t get me wrong, the bathrooms are totally clean and pretty swanky by most accounts, as is the rest of the restaurant. It’s very spread out, with multiple dining areas and bars, and TV’s in view from almost every angle. Well, except from the bathroom stall.

When I first stepped foot in an ESPN Zone, at the tender age of 16, I was for whatever reason meandering on foot by myself at Walt Disney World and ducked in just to use their restroom. This was probably when my love of round-the-clock sports media began, as I walked past the rows of TV’s showing every sport imaginable, leading up to the amazing, absurd, TV’s mounted above each stall in the women’s restroom. It was the pinnacle of laziness, a testament to the fortitude of the American sports fan and the penetration of cable TV. And also ensured that you never missed a minute of whatever life-changing sporting event was being covered at the time.

After my friend came back from the men’s room tonight, gushing about the TV’s above the urinals, I had to go check out how this brand-spankin’ new ESPN Zone had done in the bathroom TV department. I had high hopes – after all, it was a quite fancy location, and I was so excited to finally have one so close to home. But to my great disappointment, there were none. No little LCD monitors on the inside of the stall doors, no old-fashioned 13″ CRT’s hanging from the ceiling like in Orlando, not even one above the sink. Just mirrors and vanity lights, standard ladie’s room fare.

Unacceptable.

An ESPN Zone just isn’t up to par if it doesn’t reach the point of absurdity when it comes to frequency of televisions and opportunities to get you to watch more ESPN. That’s the entire purpose, and the joy, of an ESPN Zone.  It’s not really about the food or drinks, it’s about the games and lots and lots of graphics-heavy cable television detailing the every move of our favorite sports personalities. And even us girls come to ESPN Zone in hopes of experiencing that. The “I watch ESPN with my Daddy” t-shirt (no “Mommy” option) in the gift shop was one thing. But no TV’s in the women’s room when the boys get plenty? That’s just wrong.

A Call for an Anti-White Out (A “Cardinal Out”?)

Posted in Football with tags , , , on December 22, 2008 by Janna

red-crowdOkay, so we still don’t have a catchy name for it. But if Penn State fans are calling for a White Out (wherein they all wear white shirts to the game), then we need to make sure that SC fans are wearing Cardinal when we meet them in the Rose Bowl January 1st. Or at least certainly not anything white. No white jerseys, no white t-shirts, nothin’. Nittany Lions fans are surprisingly enthusiastic and unified when it comes to their White Outs, so we need to counteract that with nothing but red on our side of the Rose Bowl. Show your support by joining the Facebook event!

Join: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=50177513551&ref=share

Newfound Word I’m Going to Overuse:

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on December 16, 2008 by Janna

Sortation“:

noun
(especially in data processing) the process of sorting or its result.picture-13

As seen on the tracking page for my in-transit sweater.

Sally Ride – Space Cowgirl

Posted in Uncategorized on December 16, 2008 by Janna

sally-ride1Sally Ride, first American woman in space! Also, of Norwegian decent.

Extremely Important Updates in Scrabble-Related Drama

Posted in Games, Internet with tags , , , , , on December 16, 2008 by Janna

After developing a debilitating addiction to Scrabulous, the Scrabble copy-cat game Facebook application, I was devastated to hear about Hasbro suing the popular game’s creators, which lead to the removal of the game from the site entirely. A Facebook replacement, WordScraper, soon followed, but players had to design their own game board, so you could make it just like a Scrabble board if you really wanted, but it was a lot of work. Finally, a few months ago, Scrabulous re-appeared, this time under the name Lexulous, but based on a separate website that allowed me (and my mom, of course) to play long, drawn-out, high-scoring games over e-mail.

However, tragedy struck once more last week when I discovered Lexulous’ game rules had changed completely. Instead of being basically a Scrabble clone, the game board layout is totaly different, and players are given eight tiles instead of the regulation Scrabble seven. Blasphemy! I couldn’t bring myself to even try starting a game; after a lifetime of Scrabble, there was no way I could reprogram my brain to operate under different rules. The rule changes were apparently what lead to today’s news that Hasbro finally dropped its lawsuit against Scrabulous’ India-based creators.

I commenced  a grueling search for online Scrabble alternatives, even (gasp!) possibly buying a Hasbro-made, computer version of the game. However, the legitimate version of the game didn’t provide a way for my mom and I to take turns over time, and I couldn’t find any reliable unauthorized versions still in existence. Until somewhere, deep in a Google search, I discovered Hasbro has an official, overly graphics- and sound effects-laden, beta, Facebook version! It’s not the minimalist Scrabulous we first fell in love with, but Mom and I have been using it to much success (I’m winning by a hair, mostly thanks to “QUILLS” for 70 points).

Hopefully it will become smoother and a little less overdone once it moves out of Beta mode, but the best thing about the game is that it’s Hasbro-branded, meaning I need not fear it ever disappearing due to any copyright matters. However, instead of the tears of joy I thought I would’ve cried after evil, Scrabulous-hating Hasbro finally dropped their lawsuit, I am a little sad. Scrabulous brought the wonders of Scrabble back to the young, social-networking masses, and Hasbro bullied the game into non-existence. And now they’re trying to reap all the benefits and lure former Scrabulous users to their bloated Facebook rendition.

I’m also a little sad for myself. By using the official version I’ve given into “the man” and ignored all that Scrabulous has done for my life. Instead of boycotting the not-very-popular Hasbro game in the name of Scrabulous and its supporters, I’ve fully adopted it in the name of a horrible, horrible, Scrabble addiction (slight exaggeration added for effect). But the first step is admitting you have a problem, right?

(“AXIS” for 27 points. Your turn, Mom.)

Merry Merry Merry

Posted in NorCal Correspondent with tags , , , , , on December 13, 2008 by Jason

I feel like I’m violating the spirit of this blog with this post, but the original idea of the blog was to be an eclectic collection of writing from two different people.  True to form, I have failed to participate.  But, here I am, finally doing my part.

It’s December 13th and it’s sunny outside, but that doesn’t stop people from playing Christmas music – at my coffee shop, at the office, even in the liquor store where I buy my cigarettes.  I admit that I too am a sucker for Christmas, even if it is warm outside.  I just pull the blinds closed and put on my holiday playlist and feel a little older.

That’s the thing about Christmas.  Unlike my birthday, Christmas does actually make me feel a year older.  I think that’s why holiday music tends to be a little sad.  It’s about a year coming to its end, not about “that baby in the barn,” as my friend Ernie says.  However, if you are going to mark the sad passing of time, it’s best to do it with a symbol of peace and forgiveness and sharing.  Because it’s also a little happy.

When you’re an adult you tend to focus on Christmases past.  The buying of presents and decorating and getting together are done out a need to remember.  When you’re a kid there’s not a whole lot of remembering you can do.

So I am a little disappointed to be spending the holiday by myself in Santa Clara.  I’m hoping to find a shelter somewhere nearby where I can help serve dinner.  But I would rather be in Montana with my family, wearing sweaters and talking and looking at photo slide shows and listening to music and eating snacks and not giving gifts because unlike wealth, economic disaster really does trickle down to the working class.

That’s all right.  I do feel a little older, but I am still only 23 and I have a job and a place to stay, and if I need to make one more holiday appearance by telephone, it’s not a big deal.  But I hope that we get some cloudy days in before the new year.  So I can put on a jacket and go for a chilly walk and pretend that I am home.

Adult Swim Should Run the BCS

Posted in Cartoons, Football, TV with tags , , , on December 11, 2008 by Janna

Occasionally Adult Swim will run preview-like material about upcoming College Football games in its “bumps”, the trademark black-and-white text bumpers before and after commercial breaks (they’re Georgia Tech fans, due to their HQ’s proximity to the campus). This week we got the Adult Swim “BCS Bowl Wish List”, including such gems as:

Tostitos Overrated Bowl: Texas vs Ohio State

Rose Bowl: Penn State vs Actual lions

and…

Sugar Bowl: Nick Saban and Pete Carroll slap fight to the death.

Now who wouldn’t want to pay at least $400 for a ticket to see that??

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