Yup.

So I was browsing WebMD today (I gave myself a pretty nasty curling iron burn, which I’m currently treating with cocoa butter lotion + vitamin E). I discovered on the left side of the page a little graphic linking me to the “Top 12 Health Topics” in a few categories. They were interesting.

Top 12 Topics for “Men”:

  1. Frequent Masturbation
  2. New Prostate Test
  3. Prostate Cancer Drug
  4. Getting “Wasted”
  5. Pancreatic Cancer
  6. Penis Facts
  7. Sex Mistakes
  8. Penis Enlargement
  9. Ejaculation Problems
  10. Most Common STDs
  11. Enlarged Prostate
  12. Low Testosterone

Top 12 Topics for “Women”:

  1. Alcohol Cancer Risk
  2. Best Diet?
  3. Cold vs. Flu
  4. Preventing Cancer
  5. Why Skip Sex
  6. Bladder Problems
  7. Universal Flu Drug
  8. Simply Potatoes Recall
  9. Why Hair Goes Gray
  10. Vitamin D for Colds
  11. Coffee Cuts Stroke
  12. Octuplets Controversy

The listing for “Children” was, sadly, completely boring.

One Response to “Yup.”

  1. So of people who visit WebMD, the women are grandmothers and the men are 14 year old boys?

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